A doctor received a phone call from a pharmacist trying to confirm a suspicious prescription for morphine.

The doctor said, "Well, I'm a pediatrician. I don't prescribe morphine. How did you know it was a fake?" Duncan said.

And the pharmacist said, "It's for M-O-F-E-E-N, and it says: One kilo. Use as needed.

Sounds like a fake.

I don't know what you guys are thinking! That sounds fully legitimate to me!!!! ROFLMAO!

I have to say I hate Morphine, my tempory new name while I was in hospital was CHUCKY. Did'nt see or feel high in between bringing up each and every glass of water I attempted to drink. Just saying people who like that stuff are plain werid.